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pictures and thoughts from rural Japan

Oct 20

>roommate is making banana bread
>can’t eat solids because colonoscopy/endoscopy tomorrow
>the delicious smell is filling the apartment
>mfw


Oct 1

I was doing the rounds at work today and met a new head coach.

After I shook his hand, he laughed and said

"Wow! Nice little bow there!"

oh my god I am still bowing


>user comes in
>”hey I got a weird email, can you fix my email”
>sure
>it’s a phishing email
>oh don’t worry, it’s just someone trying to steal your account
>”I already put in all my info though”
>facepalm.jpg
>oh please tell me you didn’t oh no, you need to change everything now
>doesn’t remember security questions and gets locked out
>have to call security to get her unlocked
>”you guys should tell people to not respond to those kinds of things”
>mfw


Sep 30

I have to get a colonoscopy and an endoscopy to figure out what’s causing my anemia.

>mfw my roommate, who said she would drive me, now says ‘oh wait no I can’t, I have class :<’

>mfw I don’t feel close enough to anyone at grad school yet to justify stealing three hours of their time for my butt doctor


Sep 29

I hurt my leg at work last Monday and it’s still achy.

I’m pretty sure I pulled a muscle and it just won’t heal, since I’m on it all the time for work.

It was getting a lot better this weekend. Which is good, because I’ve wanted to go running. Everything was going well.

Then an awesome song came on the radio.

I jumped up and danced too hard and it’s right back to where it was before.

Shit.


Sep 27

>tfw you do a really really good job on something you tried hard on

no this isn’t schoolwork related


Sep 24

>mfw christian protestors on campus try to get me to convert


Sep 20

I don’t like big mascot characters.

When I was in first grade, I went to Chuck E Cheese’s for a birthday party. I remember it like it was yesterday - there I was, playing the Sanrio version of Frogger, when a big, furry hand tapped my shoulder. I turned around and there, towering over me, was the Mouse himself.

I hid, sobbing under the party tables, until my mom came and picked me up.

For years I was terrified. At Red Robin, the bird would come out, and I’d go under the table. I never went to see the characters at Disneyland. My mom tried to help, saying “It’s just a person in there! If your babysitter you love were in a costume like that, would you be scared?”

"Yessssss!" I always cried.

As I got older it faded, most likely because I was not in close contact with mascots anymore. In college I went to see Mickey for the first time. The fear had been reduced to a little five-year-old’s voice in the back of my head telling me to rethink my decision.

I enjoy joking about it. “I’ve always hated furries”, I say. I’m not afraid anymore.

Or so I thought.

I was in the library, looking at a sign, when I saw movement next to me. I turned, and there is a giant fucking Eagle mascot.

"Holy shit!" I turned away, clutching my chest in surprise.

I laughed it off and gave him a high-five as he went away, but the sensation of soft fur on my little shoulder came to mind.


Sep 18

>mfw dnd was cancelled because all the sororities stole every meeting room in the student center for rush parties


>mfw dnd tonight


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